The 37th "Etosetra related to Water" / Tetsuya Morita (Farewell Light of Youth)

It is around this time that there are a number of scandalous incidents in which May's disease blows away.I'm still wearing a pen today, while I'm frustrated by the current situation where I can only see them with my fingers.Originally, I would like to write a lot of the back of the gossip reported now, but the only act that I can only hit my own fucking gossip here.It was Hoshina's column last month that I wrote that I was disgusted with the fact that the number of fans decreased day by day, and that I could not do it unless I took someone with someone.And the frustration will not disappear, and this month will not be able to sacrifice it.However, it is not possible to involve more people in different industries such as Hoshina.Then I have no choice but to ask that man this month.Kawasaki Bike, a bike bike, BKB, a three -year best friend who has already appeared in this column and has passed through many dead lines together.This month, I'm going to give the tragedy that happened to everyone as a sacrifice.

B "What are you doing next Saturday?" Mori "I think we will have a meeting in Shibuya in the evening, what happened?" B "About two years ago, I went to see you with a piano presentation.Mori "Is it a guy who got an acquaintance of a motorcycle came out?" B "Yes, I can't really be invited to go drinking recently, but can I go to drink 2 to 2?"

I went to see the piano recital with the two uncles now, aside from now, I say that to a man who is not an exaggeration to say my dopelganger, a dopelganger who is a chibi and dentist mental virgin.Is there a girl who comes?Even so, because of the charm and goodness of people, I have seen some scenes that are local popularity from some girls.I didn't like it, so I was willing to agree with the invitation from a motorcycle.

B "I've been contacted for the first time in a long time last month, but I'm invited to be invited in about two a week now, but I'm going to have a good schedule."

"Weird woman?"

B "As I have been interacting, I may have come to like something a little ..."

A 38 -year -old, 38cc of a 38cc motorcycle who confides on that uncomfortable thing.Despite my almost my Doppelganger, the only different part from me is that he is a moderate romance constitution, so he tends to like people immediately.The exchange of LINE with a girl who has not met for two years is replaced by a spectacular love for him.

B "What are you doing now?" Contact me, "What are you doing now?"

I have been developing a great prejudice against the pianist, but I want to participate in the drinking party for the time being, so I am a 36 -year -old who listens to a 38 -year -old love bana.

B "I just say, but I don't just aim for the child I am interacting. Well, I don't think I'll come to me."

Which face do you say!Kudzu replied, saying, "I can do anything if I can have sex!"

And Saturday.After a meeting in Shibuya, I joined the motorcycle and had a little time to drink at night, so I decided to have a strategy meeting at a coffee shop.

In the seat next to us, a briefing session for the mouse lecture was unfolding.A wind -up executive who is making money reads the contents of the contract with a lie -like quick mouth to children from college students who come from one to the next.When the reading is over, the sight of all university students pushing the stamp into the contract is painful in the eyes of two rats such as this.Even now, it exists in any era, and even when the smart name "network business" has become established, it is still complicated when you see the scene.

I would like to have a drinking party strategy meeting, but the scenes of the next mouse lecture are too concerned and I can't concentrate.Then, the sunglasses bandananzh rats opened their mouths.

B "Mukatsukuwa"

I'm a little nervous, feeling uncomfortable with the volume of the voice that I think I can hear next to me.

Mori "What, what's wrong?" B "I always push like a stupid? I really want to help everyone in a stupid." Mori "No, I should be relieved separately? Everything is at my own risk.Also, it would be better to rub it strangely in such a place? "B" Did you say that everyone woke up? "Forest" What are you saying? What happened? "

I'm usually a stupid air, but I'm confused by the motorcycle that I say with really serious eyes.The fact of the shock to solve the mystery was confided from the motorcycle's mouth.

B "When I was about 20 years old, I was bought for 400,000 yen."

It was a startling fact.He was so angry because he was a victim of the rat lecture.

I made a fool with all my might.I was stupid until the drinking party time came.

The basics of this business are that you first buy expensive products introduced by friends yourself, and then introduce your friends, buy expensive products, and a few percent in your pocket.It is a system where you can enter and make branches steadily, where the next few percent of the next person introduced by the friend.

The motorcycle was enthusiastic about the person's goodness, once asked me to buy 400,000 water purifiers, and I couldn't refuse it, but I didn't want to make my friends look like that.After all, he gave up and just kept paying a loan without being able to introduce it to anyone.

A sad rat that has been drinking clean cleaning water, not a dub water.

He appeared constantly and was comparing young people who pushed the stamp into the contract without any doubt.

B "Everyone seems to be watching me at that time"

I can't stand laughing with a motorcycle with a serious face.Meanwhile, the drinking party time was approaching.Then, the bike has also confided the fact of the shock.

B "I'm sorry, I've forgotten to say, but maybe the other side will come alone" Forest "Huh?" BNevertheless, it feels like you're coming alone. "Mori" No, I don't know the meaning! "B" Maybe I want to stop aiming for other girls? WellThat's cute, but it's cute. "Mori" Is there such a thing? Bike? "B" No, maybe it's a story.

I suddenly have a bad feeling.

B "If you just come alone alone, you will feel like you only take it home, but I'm sorry?"

A motorcycle that suddenly rises like a lie.And my anxiety will accelerate further.We arrived a little earlier than the scheduled time at the store where we booked.A high -end yakiniku restaurant that is clearly expensive because of the appearance of the store.Mori "I don't want to select a store ..." And the last notice to me.

The clerk "It's ◯◯ who makes a reservation with 3 people? Click here for here."

Did you say three people?Are you making a reservation with three people?B "I'm sorry ..." A bike that muttering slowly while walking while walking.When passed through the room, there were only three high -end Japanese paper, and there was a bowl with chopsticks and sauce on it.

It's packed ...

Absolutely come alone ...

I was deprived of all the energy and told the motorcycle.Mori: When I said, B "Well, if you only eat rice?I am desperate to endure the fact that my seniors are about to come out.However, it was when I saw the menu table that he had an uneasy expression.

B "It's so expensive ..."

Yes, it was a messy high -end yakiniku restaurant as the store was.And in the entertainer's world, there is an iron rule that "junior rice is absolutely delayed by seniors."

B "Morita, even if you go home?" Mori "No, I'm still there."

Yes, I can't just leave a man who may have sex only after this.I decided to stay in the store to damage his wallet a little.

And a pianist who appeared alone as a matter of course.There is no explanation of why I did not bring another one.Somehow, I felt like I was looking at me, "I was good at one -on -one?"However, it was a reunion since the dressing room greeting at the presentation two years ago.Did you do such a cute child?It looks so cute that you have to think.Why is such a cute child bike?And a motorcycle with a clear tension and me who is irritated.And a motorcycle that orders while choosing a reasonably expensive meat so that it doesn't seem to be crazy.And the mysterious 2 -on -one dinner started.My motivation was to miraculously hope that it would be like AV.

B "It's been a long time." Pa "I'm sorry since the presentation. I'm sorry, I invited me many times." B "It's okay at all. I wanted to see you earlier, but I'm sorry I didn't fit the schedule at all."

A motorcycle that shows a perfect response that conveys the favor of the other party, but also makes a busy appeal.We looked back on the day of the presentation and worked for an idling talk to relax the tension we met after a long time.A pianist who has a small number of speech, whether the pressure of the two kansai people is still small.However, when I got tasted on the delicious meat, and the alcohol came in, I asked a little stepping into it.

Mori "Did you invite a bike quite a bit?"

The best answer to the pianist to my question was a motorcycle compatible with the shy Hear, but the inner heart is actually Hii!It must have been.I realized that today was not the curtain of myself, so I decided to assist my best friend and continued to talk further.

Mori "By the way, do you have a boyfriend?" Pa "I have a boyfriend ..." b "Eh?"

GAME OVER

I didn't think it would be so easy to get over the game.However, it is us that we do not easily withdraw here.What did you want to meet a motorcycle despite having a boyfriend?Guess's unique profiling results were immediately popped out.

I wanted to meet a motorcycle despite having a boyfriend. Girls = even if I have a boyfriend, I'm greedy about gender.Let's enjoy it together. Girls = Actually, multiple people are excited. Girls

This is the lowest answer derived by Guest Filing.In short, from the man's point of view, it is the most important person for a one -night carnival that proposes a simple relationship.However, I was worried that the fact that a romantic motorcycle had a boyfriend might have been a little shock, but this time I looked firmly looking at the one -night carnival.The motorcycle is gradually becoming an adult.At the same time, I felt deeply emotional, and there might be a development like AV!When that happens, it's just a carnival!It was time to continue the conversation again.

B "Are you still doing the piano?" Pa "I have retired as a player." B "That's right. What are you doing now?"I'm teaching the piano. "

I felt a strange sense of incongruity in this conversation and asked her.

Mori "Eh? Can you just eat the piano to your child in 2 weeks?"

There was a little strange air.

Mori "What are you doing other things?"

We didn't know why the air was even more strange,

Maybe customs?Well, the carnival is confirmed?

Combined with the expectation, I have no fragments of delicacy, and I ask more questions.

Mori "What? What are you doing?" Pa "Well, a little ... business ..."

yeah? business?

I had a bad feeling.It was completely strange, but I want to find out the identity of this unpleasant feeling.

Mori "Business is the business of entertainers for the time being? What kind of business is it?"

She had a suspicious expression and wanted to finish this story soon.However, the more you do, the more you want to find out the unpleasant premonition.

Mori "Maybe, is it customs?"

She is denying it firmly.However, her unpleasant premonitions grew further as her customs disappeared.

B "OK Morita, another eyan"

The motorcycle was caught by the word "business" and felt like a bad feeling like me, but he was trying to turn away from the unpleasant premonition.But I want to pursue the truth, so I won't miss it.I will hunt down Nisaburi Furuhata.

Mori "Do you work for a company?" Pa "I don't feel like working for a company ..."

Isn't it like working?

Mori "So are you doing your own company?" Pa "I'm not doing the company, but I'm working myself ..."

Do you move yourself?

Mori "Are you making a lot of money?"

not yet?Is it a job that can make money?Instead of being wiped out, I felt like I was approaching the correct answer.Furuhata is about to approach the core.From here on, please enjoy while playing the background music of Nisaburo Furuhata in your brain.

Mori "By the way, is that a job of sales?"

Isn't that the way of selling?But do you sell?A motorcycle that swallows the saliva next door.

Mori "Why were you inviting the motorcycle so much?"

A pianist who does nothing.A bike that looks at the situation, finally prepares for something, and slowly closes his eyes.

Mori "What kind of job is it really?"

A bike quietly looking up to the heavens.

Is there such a coincidence?The sight of a coffee shop just one hour ago is spreading in front of you.At that moment, all the dots that were somewhat uncomfortable were connected.

・ Invitation many times ・ Invite it in the daytime ・ Positive ・ I came alone ・ I have a boyfriend

When you hear these discomforts as "network business", you will be all together.Yes, for the past month, I was just interacting with a motorcycle to solicit a mouse lecture.In other words, a perfect duck.And today, the duck came on a motorcycle.At that moment, all the bikes of the motorcycle so far flashed back to my mind.

You've come to like it about two weeks a week, maybe I'm not aiming for my child, but I'm going to aim for me, but if I can alone, I'm sorry to take it home, but I'm sorry.

I feel like I'm just taking it home, but I'm sorry

I feel like I'm just taking it home, but I'm sorry

Only me take home

Only me take home

Only me take home

The man who was just like a playboy until a while ago was just a duck.The duck for the first time in 18 years.The squeal is Heir.A bike of desperate reality and a stunned self -lost motorcycle.I have no choice but to laugh at that figure.Until an hour ago, a man who wanted to help is exactly in the middle of the whirlpool.A man who was in a magnificent love of "Message in A Bottle".However, all the letters in the bottle were contracts for mouse lectures.When I was laughing at a stunned bike

Pa "Maybe this kind of work doesn't have a very good image, but it's really clean, it's not like touching the law at all, and many entertainers are messing around.Well ... "

A pianist speaks as if he had cut a weir, as if he had a small number of words, as if he had to say that he would have to get bald.Perhaps in her plan, she wanted to take more time and gradually solicit it gradually.However, now that the plan does not work, I have no choice but to talk about water on a standing board.

"In the first place, my product is a really good product. It's much better than cosmetics or commercial ones, and it's not really huge.It only takes ... "B" Eh? Is the annual membership fee so cheap? "

A motorcycle that is trying to repeat the same failure.After all, the temperament is tricked.Or do you think that if you pay the annual membership fee, you'll be crazy?

Mori "By the way, is there a water purifier?" B "Eh?"

A motorcycle that finally hears the word.

"There is. The water in the water purifier is extremely soft water, and it is dozens of times more delicious than the mineral water sold normally, and when you cook with that water, the rice becomes like a lie." B "Ho.ー. Is it so different? ”Mori“ Ho, I don't know! Wake up! ”B“ Oh! ”

The duck seems to live only on the beautiful waterside.Therefore, it may be instinctively seeking clean water.

Since then, the pianist has explained the mechanism of this business and the goodness of the product with that kind of hand.The bike that I tried many times on the way, I returned to reality each time, and each time the pianist was irritated, this meeting was just one and a half hours.。

Looking at the bill of the accounting, 30,000 yen was over.A pianist who doesn't want to pay at all.A motorcycle that pays the full amount.Unnecessary money that is rarely seen in recent years.And it was just after breaking up with the pianist on the way home.

B "It was dangerous !!!!"

The bike's sincere screams were echoed in the city of Shibuya.

B "You really helped me!!

I didn't think I would be grateful from a man who paid 10 times the cost of yakiniku.

B "It's cheap if you think about being bought a water purifier!"

It's a lucky thinking circuit that is lucky after 30,000.At the time of this idea, I think it will be deceived several times in my future life.In the future, when I started the mouse lecture, I decided to sell the water purifier first.

Finally, I sincerely apologize for not having a dick or breasts this time, saying that it is a lower column.